Zephyrlot's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tarboy]

Lovely movie, but one small part sticks out.

While I made the connection that the janitor was the grandpa robot, I realized that earlier on in the flash the two eyes were switched, and the eye with a circle through it only had one half, though this could have the purpose of expressing emotion. This all but confuses the observational viewer when the connection is finally made, sadly :(

This is the only criticism I have for this movie, though. Everything else was beyond perfect, including the graphics, sounds, effects, animation smoothness, and even the storytelling. This movie in no way even comes close to the already high expectations I had for this movie, despite its place in the top 50 of all time. This is definitely something I would love seeing as a full film, if funding magically appears.

[Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand]

Yeah.

Might as well give some point.

Graphics: <3 Phoenix wright.
Style: Only certain parts were put together nicely. It's like when your best friend says a catch phrase from a show like seinfeld in a crowded room and looks aroung anxiously to see someone laugh.
Sound: Meh
Violence: 0, not relevant
Interactivity: Play
Humor: The main part I want to review. I practically vomited when it said TOO BORING. Just about the only well-timed parts were In The Navy, When I think about you I touch myself, Sinistar, Why Does it Hurt when I pee, and the Freakazoid one. Don't get me wrong, the lasst 3 were hilarious, but it's like when youi let each person make a suggestion while taking all of them in and eventually it turns into something that no one likes, with everyone arguing over why everyone else should have butted out and let them change it to make it funny to them. Put simply, this should have been you and you only.

lol.

[Ingus: Episode 8]

A change for the better and worst

The humor seems to be a bit more topical, which is nice, even though it's mass produced. If you honestly care about my opinion you should go back to the random aimless funny stuff that made Ingus originally great.

[Wake Me Up at E3]

Good, but I took off two points

Work on those high notes there ;o

[-FREE WHISTLE POINTS-]

Oh the irony.

Let me start this off.

Flash by Zephyrlot:
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Now, onto the main point. I honestly believe what you're saying, and that flash alone is truth in 400x550 format, but having seen how high people's expectations are, my only suggestion is to fill newgrounds with sub-par flashes that will get a 2.0 as a final average to lower people's expectations. But, at least a few people will think movies like Saw were made by an average joe and that anyone could do better.

[Frogbag Clock is Jesus?]

I love it.

That's all I have to say. It's a godly flash.

[TubThumping]

Hey

It's ChumbaWamba, check the album yourself.

[Kilt Envy]

I'm scottish.

And I still loved that.

Onic responds:

Great to hear that, at least some people have a good sense of humor, thanks for the review, and have a nice day.